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Thu, 16 May 2013 09:05:01 -0400

malcology: they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 05:25:39 -0400

malcology:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:47:46 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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Mon, 13 May 2013 08:47:27 -0400

I hate my friends

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:47:13 -0400

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

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Mon, 13 May 2013 08:42:03 -0400

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: catchmythoughtsmidair: tardiscooki...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:35:22 -0400

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE.

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport.

While we are dancing, we have to:

turn out our feet

hyper extended our knees

tuck our buts under

flatten our stomach

close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)

shoulders are down and back

elbows are lifted

hands and fingers are soft

neck is long

use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok

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Sun, 12 May 2013 03:56:03 -0400

repobsession: manif3stlove: thecelestialchild: thecdashrich: ...

Sun, 12 May 2013 03:43:47 -0400

repobsession:

manif3stlove:

thecelestialchild:

thecdashrich:

thekewl:

danivalentine:

This gave me chills.

Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead.
“Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”

That last quote gave me chills

Really? Interesting if true

I read something that said he told him not to do it. Joker is one of, if not the, most sadistic villains. He kills to kill. There’s no method. Which is why all of the previous portrails were campy or jokey.

There is no way you can portray a character like that and not bring home even the smallest bits of it. It’s kind of sad. The Joker was scary as shit, and I honestly believe that getting into that character messed with his head.

It would be really interesting to see the notebook Ledger kept while working up the character, maybe it did mess with his head.. and that quote is something to think about, if true.

rollablades: collar-and-hipbones: plumag-e: im-a-w-k-w-a-r-d-h...

Sun, 12 May 2013 03:40:12 -0400

rollablades:

collar-and-hipbones:

plumag-e:

im-a-w-k-w-a-r-d-hi:

imarie1:

inspirethekids:

pure-breath:

w-r-i-st-s:

Favourite photo on tumblr

never stop rebloging this

i wanna do this.

this is the best

WHERE IS THIS PLACE? I WANT TO MARRY THIS GUY.

It must feel so great to listen to so many different people. aH

this is amazing

I want to do this one day

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Sat, 11 May 2013 10:19:54 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 06:58:53 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: cover the middle and you go...

Thu, 09 May 2013 06:55:45 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Thu, 09 May 2013 06:53:40 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: Harry Spider [via]

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:43:07 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Harry Spider

[via]

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Tue, 07 May 2013 19:42:35 -0400

fy-shaniqua: bartley—a: xomysticxo: ovonikes: Michael Jordan...

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:41:54 -0400

fy-shaniqua:

bartley—a:

xomysticxo:

ovonikes:

Michael Jordan free throw line dunk

Legendary.

FINALLY this comes up on my dash.

Stumblr

Classic.

The man walked on air

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sun, 05 May 2013 05:40:39 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

life1nmotion: Ukranian Loftvia: 2bua.com

Sun, 05 May 2013 05:36:23 -0400

life1nmotion:

Ukranian Loft
via: 2bua.com

visualamor: Great movie.

Sun, 05 May 2013 05:30:27 -0400

visualamor:

Great movie.